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Baffles me that in 2018 in a liberal city we are still gendering single-occupancy restrooms. Come the fuck on 🙄

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fleshling, it's time, solve the riddle presented by money.

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"Get paid for doing what you love" is a bourgeois fantasy. Sure you can probably make some pocket change selling knick-knacks on Etsy. But the concept that if you just work hard, you can turn your hobby into a career is a trick only works for the rich.

William S. Burroughs recieved an allowance from his parents while he wrote The Naked Lunch. "Follow your dreams" is nice. "Follow your dreams to financial stability" is like telling the mouse that there's delicious cheese in that mousetrap.

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in an extreme version of church-turing theory, one could argue that there is actually only one computer, and every computer is an emulator of that

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okay can anyone tell me why rich americans live in houses that look like taco bells

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Have a sample meme from the 'good doggos' section of our menu. 

Menu: i.imgur.com/EVFd41X.png
To order: !order '1-4' 'folder from menu'

eg. !order 1 Animal Crossing
Please allow a few minutes for a response.

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DefCon Does Diebold

theregister.co.uk/2017/07/29/u

The machines – from Diebolds to Sequoia and Winvote equipment – were bought on eBay or from government auctions, and an analysis of them at the DEF CON Voting Village revealed a sorry state of affairs. Some were running very outdated and exploitable software – such as unpatched versions of OpenSSL and Windows XP and CE. Some had physical ports open that could be used to install malicious software..

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