IT IS A 22-YEAR-OLD-REMAKE OF A 5-YEAR-OLD REMAKE OF A 27-YEAR-OLD SHOW, WHICH WAS BASED ON A 15-YEAR-OLD SHOW BASED ON A 12-YEAR-OLD SEMI-AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL NOVEL.

WE HAVE A PANDEMIC THAT MAKES LIVE THEATER INACCESSIBLE.

LET THE KIDS STREAM THEIR DAMN PERFORMANCE, YOU PUSWEASELS, OR THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE UP ON THEATER ENTIRELY AND GO PLAY _AMONG US _ON TWITCH INSTEAD.