LB: a cat's time is infinitely valuable. Some of us have chosen to charitably reduce our fee to something comprehensible in hyoo-monn terms.
Do not question this.
A cat cafe? And the cats want to charge ME for ministering to their needs?
It is by will alone I set my skritch in motion.
Fur is the mindkiller.
The snoot must boop.
Everything is bad and terrible.
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