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On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat, and this is perfectly acceptable.

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Welcome to prestigious, pleasant Sun Ridge Ranch, where pride is the cat!

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AND I SAY 

MEEEEEEEEOOOOO-OOOO-OO-OW
MEEEEEEEEE-OOO-OW
I say
MEEEOW
what's going on?

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@kestra has decided that my chair is where she wants to sleep now. And if she can't have my chair, she must have that sliver of space in front of my keyboards ;D

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@kestra feels I should be petting her instead of playing minecraft... But Kesssssstraaaaa, it's too hot to pet youuuuuuuu (and your fur up my nose doesn't help any ;D)

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@woozle @kestra hey, thanks! I'm looking around for the moment, lurking for a while to get a measure of things... and hi @kestra ! Black cats are the best :3

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consider the following line of argument:
cats,

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Mornings in this window are best this time of year. Just ask KestraLoaf ^_^

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meow meow meow meow meow where's everynyan

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Reminder: if you fall asleep under a sufficiently large number of cats, you turn into one

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cats are good. I am thinking about cats right now.

On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat, and this is perfectly acceptable.

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LB: a cat's time is infinitely valuable. Some of us have chosen to charitably reduce our fee to something comprehensible in hyoo-monn terms.

Do not question this.

@pzmyers

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It is by will alone I set my skritch in motion.
Fur is the mindkiller.
The snoot must boop.

@kestra

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