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I like my mattresses like I like my humans: firm and with a removable, washable cover

I'm back, and this time I'm here with a jealous cat

I like my mattresses like I like my humans: firm and with a removable, washable cover

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please remember about the true purpose of radio technology

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Anyway please boost this toot with my new main account, SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe until I figure out how to spam y'all

me when my friends ask how i'm settling in over here


500 words written today, that means I've taken myself out for a pint

Forgot i was scrolling thru birdsite and saw a post by Gordon Ramsay

It was very confusing to think he was over here

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Itt: share your post-collapse survival skills that will ensure a thriving bofa commune

I'm a decent gardener and have a working knowledge of food preservation techniques including salt fermentation, dehydration, and pressure canning.

I can sew by hand and with a machine and knit.

I could probably deliver a baby and do basic first aid

I can also bake the fuck out of some bread but unless one of y'all knows how to thresh and mill grain I think that might not be a useful skill

Oh btw this was in jest after i mentioned they took my "not too much volume" for the blow dry too seriously

Got a haircut yesterday, and my boyfriend said I looked like the head of a match.

Lmk if you want to borrow him for a confidence boost!

what does ACAB stand for? I keep seeing it in profiles

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a sufficiently existing cat is indistinguishable from magic

drinking whisky and doing crosswords, wyd?

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"squishing is your best friend if you're dealing with a cat"

omg I miss my cat and he's just, like, over there

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