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RT @PlinaGanucheau@twitter.activitypub.actor
Cherry, my one goth villager, is holed up in her house while everyone else is dressed like a fucking egg.

I need more people to play Animal Crossing: New Horizon with 🤔

😂
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RT @atrupar
TRUMP: "The germ has gotten so brilliant that the antibiotic can't keep up with it ... there's a whole genius to it ... not only is it hidden, but it's very smart."
twitter.com/atrupar/status/124

RT @johnbillion
I installed 45 custom block plugins for WordPress and 21 of them added a top level admin menu. Because they're all so fucking important, right?

RT @AnimalsWorId@twitter.activitypub.actor
This is the world's DEADLIEST cat. Seriously. Look at her. 😍

RT @underscore_b@twitter.activitypub.actor
*Poofs up real big* babybabybabybabybaby

- C
- PHP/Perl 😨
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RT @SeanTAllen@twitter.activitypub.actor
- What's the first programming language that you wrote a "significant amount" of code in?

- What's the first you got paid to write a "significant amount" of code in?
twitter.com/SeanTAllen/status/

RT @p0mmiina@twitter.activitypub.actor
Se oli jo hyvän matkaa aikuisuuden puolella, kun tajusin, että Ray-Ban tulee siitä, että aurinkolasien linssit blokkaa auringonsäteitä. twitter.com/tfranti/status/124

RT @armanalizad@twitter.activitypub.actor
Sweden, douze points.

Cats 😅
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RT @dexbonus@twitter.activitypub.actor
Me, walking into the kitchen: aww some wet food sachets? Wow Sam fed you really nice this morning huh? What a sweet cat dad.
Sherlock: MoThEr he L I E S i haveN'T eaten in YeArS I will suRELY DIE without F O O D
twitter.com/dexbonus/status/12

Are those lightning’s strikes??
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RT @HeleCarpio@twitter.activitypub.actor
Humanity: 2020 cannot be more disruptive and scary.

Earth: Hold my beer.

Enter Krakatoa.


twitter.com/HeleCarpio/status/

Tämmönen anglismi jotenki näyttää niin nololta. (Tamperelaisen uutisesta tämä)

Sää tänään. Lumimyrsky, 10 min ja sitten aurinkoista.

RT @JeesusKristus8
Behold! Tämä on isoin juttu sitten neitseellisen syntymäni!

So what’s a good platform to publish weblog nowadays?

Last time I published such writings was when TextPattern and Movable Type were the best tools for such. Are those still viable choices?

Preferably though a hosted one 🤔

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