RT @rosa_falcini@twitter.activitypub.actor
I thought the personalised message was for the driver not the pods 😂 oops

RT @Snowsunie@twitter.activitypub.actor
Pass the strength, pass the courage , pass the love, pass the hope. Čájet Sámi Vuoiŋŋa! Huge thanks for the music: Emma Elliane - Atte munnje sáni saji Máret Hildur Stueng - Hilbes nieiddat Ylva - Weeo

Watch the full vid: youtu.be/TFhZlZbs7tg

The game called this outfit "visual punk", but it looks more like "kinky daddy" :D

RT @JariTervo1@twitter.activitypub.actor
Somalit ”pyllistelevät” moskeijassa ja ”nokikepit” soittelevat torvea. Ennen tällaisia huutelijoita kutsuttiin kusipäiksi. Nykyisin he ovat perussuomalaisia kansanedustajia.

How an earth do people have this many dishware??
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RT @AdamRutherford@twitter.activitypub.actor
Lockdown madness is setting in, I bring you Competitve Dishwasher Loading.
Post yours and I will rate it. Points for efficiency, neatness, aesthetics, flair.

twitter.com/AdamRutherford/sta

RT @klara_sjo@twitter.activitypub.actor
Americans will use anything except the metric system.

RT @revrrlewis@twitter.activitypub.actor
Kellyanne Conway: "This is COVID-19, not COVID-1 folks, and so you would think the people in charge of the World Health Organization, facts and figures, would be on top of that."

RT @clojuTRE
We're organizing ClojuTRE as planned. Health and safety are our top priorities, and we won't risk wellbeing in anyway. If COVID-19 requires, we'll modify our plans to provide live streaming for people unable to travel. On site or online, we hope to see you in October!

RT @Kyle_MacLachlan@twitter.activitypub.actor
Make your Zoom meetings a little bit more strange… just make sure you’re able to leave the Red Room (+ tag me if you end up using one of these virtual backgrounds!)

RT @PlinaGanucheau@twitter.activitypub.actor
Cherry, my one goth villager, is holed up in her house while everyone else is dressed like a fucking egg.

😂
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RT @atrupar
TRUMP: "The germ has gotten so brilliant that the antibiotic can't keep up with it ... there's a whole genius to it ... not only is it hidden, but it's very smart."
twitter.com/atrupar/status/124

RT @johnbillion
I installed 45 custom block plugins for WordPress and 21 of them added a top level admin menu. Because they're all so fucking important, right?

RT @AnimalsWorId@twitter.activitypub.actor
This is the world's DEADLIEST cat. Seriously. Look at her. 😍

RT @underscore_b@twitter.activitypub.actor
*Poofs up real big* babybabybabybabybaby

RT @armanalizad@twitter.activitypub.actor
Sweden, douze points.

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