trying to get my cat to give me a neck massage by putting him on my shoulders.
...it's kind of working?
He's apparently pretty happy being a shoulder cat. I took him off my shoulders and he immediately climbed back up and started purring again.
@jamey meowwwww
@jamey
We had a shoulder cat when I was young, and called her shulterkatze because it was her favorite perch and because my mom named all cats in German at the time.
@jamey šššµ
@jamey You need to clone him so you can upgrade to DUAL SHOULDER-MOUNTED KITTIES. 
@starbreaker I already have two cats, as it happens! Since your comment, I've been trying to find an opportunity to see if they're willing to pose for a dual-wield shoulder-mounted cat picture, but... well, you know, cats. š¼
@jamey i'm a shoulder kitty too. be the scarf you want to see in the world!
@jamey haha :3 used to cohabit with @wpo 's chair cat