This weekend I made a program that coordinates other programs: as soon as one of them quits, it tells all the others to quit too. I'm kinda proud of the name I gave it.

@jamey Wait is that the inverse of the Master Control Program?

The Master Unionizing Program?


@codepuppy @jamey Now you just need to give it the ability to suspend all its member programs until they're given a larger CPU slice and better memory protection.


@woozle @codepuppy I guess that would be a work SIGSTOPpage?

@jamey @codepuppy
Be careful not to invoke the HCPS (Halt and Catch Pepper Spray) opcode.

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