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So if I use gummy vitamins as an ice cream topping, that makes it healthy, right? I'm pretty sure that's how nutrition works

@jamey also if the ice cream is green, it counts as a serving of vegetables

@jamey also, 1 calorie is defined as the energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 gram of water through 1 °C -- so because ice cream is colder than your body, it's negative calories

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