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Helena @helena@toot.cat

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Programming is like a murder mystery where you're the victim, and also the detective, and also the murderer as it turns out.

I keep telling people I'm 19. I've basically been saying this for the last three years. 22 just sounds like too much

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my favorite genre of photograph is “dogs who are about to send you on a mystical quest.”

My mom's working, I'm studying and the cute hairball is just sleeping and keeping us company

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Programming often isn't enjoyable but it's quite satisfying when you find a nice solution to a problem you've been trying to solve.

@_knives_out_ I'm sorry for missing your birthday. Happy birthday! 🎉 (hope it's not too late)

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Boop if you have a cat on you
Bap if it has taken legal and ontological possession of your mortal coil, without much fuss or objection on your part

I punched myself in the face today. I was just trying to pull the sheet and well it worked and my hand hit my face. This is how you wake up in good mood.

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I just googled "how to open glass jars". I don't know how I'm going to eat olives when I live all by myself. I hope I have nice (and strong) neighbors

Unless something very bad happens, guess who's on vacation yayyy

Maybe not awesome. But they're legs for sure, that's enough

I used to feel very self conscious for using dresses or shorts here, specially in the subway. Well I don't care anymore because it's hot and my dresses are really cute and my legs are awesome

About to do my last exam. Wish me luck 📚

I also think it's faster when I'm looking

I love watching while I download torrents. The speed increasing and decreasing, it's gold.

Yes, I'm that weird.

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I'm obsessed with looking at other instances' about pages.