This "get relaxed" tea better fuckin work. It's been a day.

Rainstorms really don't make for ideal eclipse viewing conditions.

It's weird how your friends can have other friend groups that are completely different. Totally different personalities, interests, and ways of interacting. Sometimes it's fun to purchase them together and sometimes it just A LOT.

I can't help but giggle when porn GIFs show up on my tumblr even after the porn-pocalypse. Their algorithm is shit.

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I'm sitting alone with my cat and watching Netflix on New Year's.

This year I'm determined to appreciate the things I have and the people in my life. I need to be a better friend to my friends.

How the hell is Bernadette Peters 70 years old? I hope her plastic surgeon is still practicing when I need work done.

Starting the new year with a second phone replacement because google hardware is shit.

I need a better work playlist. Anyone got suggestions?

No one is at the office today and I feel like I shouldn't be either.

I don't believe that Instagram gays actually take pictures with their phones. They must have a DSLR and an entire editing team for that shit.

The gayest I get is rocking out to Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas".

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Tonight's breaking news: Athena does the cutest naps. Confirmed by science.

I think I've watched Voctave's "Disney Love Medley" 30 times in a row now. Someone drag me away from my laptop.

Boyfriend is on business trip and the bed takes much longer to warm up. I need my space heater back.

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