guretsugu @guretsugu@toot.cat

So the mayor of San Jose is coming to my company this week.

I'm very tempted to ask passive-aggressive questions about the tech/housing/sexism/shit bubble in Silicon Valley, but I'd also rather not get fired.

Haven't been on this instance for a while. How is everyone?

I swear time moves differently when you are waiting for a train during rush hour.

10 hour road trip and of course I bring the wrong size of knitting needles. No wonder I never finished projects.

I don't know how I didn't discover Crazy Ex-girlfriend earlier. They just sang a Dreamgirls inspired song about dream ghosts and Santino Fontana is singing about UTIs.

How does one become a morning person?
How many virgins do I have to sacrifice to a volcano? If I don't have any fresh virgins, can I use store-bought? Do they have to be blondes or can I substitute with brunettes?

I keep forgetting that I have an account on this instance too. How are the lovely denizens of toot.cat this weekend?

Senate GOP: "I have a great idea. Instead of cutting Medicaid, let's just cut Medicaid."

Spent an hour troubleshooting a circuit before realizing the prongs from the power supply were just too short to go all the way into the breadboard.

It's been a long day. I need some cat cuddles and BOTW time.

President circus peanut: Look, my budget is balanced.

The media: Yeah, because all the poor and disabled people will be dead.

President circus peanut: WHO LEAKED.

I think "De-scoped" is my new favorite word. Every time I hear it, my job gets easier.

I'm so ready for Mueller to get all up in this business.

By the end of today, I'll probably smell like a salt water pool. The joys of working with massive quantities of PBS.

Both of my main instances are #cat themed. This feels like a great arrangement.

I'm not religious, but today I'm sending good vibes to the world while we wait for this congressional dickery to be done.

I'm really want to play my #Switch on Bart, but I'm afraid someone is going to grab it and run off the train with it.

Why are all the posts in my federated TL not in chronological order anymore? Didn't something change?

For some reason I just can't find the motivation to do experiments today. I really don't feel like sitting in a giant metal box for my entire afternoon.