er, "for showing" not "for listing" what the hell gorgeous
Like, what the actual fuck is this? Not in photo: two door'd carhole with enough room for likely 4 cars, "Car friendliness" factor of 10 which I think means "you'll die slowly if you don't have one"
nb instead of "live laugh love" signs there are separate "live" "dream" and I shit you not "laundry" signs here
also I know one of my mufos will appreciate this, a Re/Max listing claiming to have gone up two days ago, with photos clearly having been taken in May-June or so. "Book your showing today - we will be sold quickly!" it says. The listing company is known to claim quick sales/short listing times by simply pulling the listing after a few weeks, then re-listing a day later.
One hell of a weird triangle. No, there's no island, and the sink is in the counter to the right, probably eight feet away.
If your agent lists your place with 7 photos, 3 of which are shots of the kitchen from the same angle with differing levels of lighting (one of which is "nearly complete darkness"), 1 of which is a close-up of your electrical panel, and none of which are of the basement "Currently set up as a 5th bedroom and a 4 piece bathroom with soaker tub" you might want to fire them and find a new one. Especially if the house has been on the market 7 weeks in a market that sells in under 1. Just saying.
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