when your house has more sleeping spots for cars than it does for humans
@georgieboy Reminds me of the time I got a friendly door knock from a neighbour who chided me for parking my car in front of my house in such a way he couldn’t park his 4th or 5th vehicle there.
@thatdawnperson oh boy, do you need help hiding the body?
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