Herd of Dogs @genee@toot.cat

Getting back to posting regularly after a vacation is hard... As amends, I offer my first ever #tootcat... Boop quickly; this opportunity may never come again. https://toot.cat/media/MDjg0fqsAxFG5kUZClc

My pizza has pineapples...

I'm either in Catception or this is the strangest bug I've ever seen... (#Tusky is simultaneously scrolling and staying in place.)

#replacemovietitleswithcats

Also not innocent... #mastodogs https://toot.cat/media/XS-e9qoxDiYQhVbFweE

Tonight's theme: Picture of Innocence... Note: no one here is actually innocent #mastodogs https://toot.cat/media/6MyINxeZu5nTbxPaACA

Trazodone is Violent AF: A Play in One Act

Me: Excuse me, I need a little help with anxiety​...
T: We would be happy to assist you with that, however, there will be a small fee...
M:OK...
T: A violent fee.
M: Umm...
T: For example, we can help you sleep... While providing violent dreams.
M: Wait a...
T: And we can also help you with weight loss. Of course, that will be violent as well.
M: I'm not sure this is the right...
T: Trust me.
M: ...

this is a test

Flashback Friday to last year... #mastodogs https://toot.cat/media/cPcBadDMQfa9vq6AYLA

#mastodogs #toot https://toot.cat/media/SJfaA5wMbRZFxGv_juQ

Let's go with "Outdoor Fun" as a theme #mastodogs https://toot.cat/media/MsMfHWGQ4GXqGqfM-n0

It helps to include photos... #mastodogs https://toot.cat/media/M_Kn1MfjG4bxWeg2aSE

I feel like we need a bunch of these today... #mastodogs

Wow, Universe. How did you know that I wanted to strip my mattress bare due to a catastrophic grape juice spill? #HowDidYouKnow

Hey buddies... https://toot.cat/media/Z4HBGk5yzzDAwzdgVfM

Yo Dawg, I heard you like dogs on your herd... So I brought a herd of #mastodogs to herd. https://toot.cat/media/pth9xwN1qWyT6FtRVLY

Installed Tusky on my phone... So much for productivity.

Mondays are hard. Approach with suspicion... https://toot.cat/media/LzczfP0qXbh6mS3hbyg

Psyching myself up to watch the next episode of Attack on Titan. I wasn't ready for episode 1...

I have eaten
the cookies
that were on
the counter

and which
you were probably
saving
for dessert

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so soft https://toot.cat/media/J_GkmFb2Zfv_C1BQfhE

Your cats are nice and all, but dogs celebrate Squirrel Saturday...
https://toot.cat/media/jldlzMqIxaBqn5wqw5w