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the first 45 seconds of the video for "Jerry Was A Racecar Driver" are very

something

youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLe

you've tried overclocking
you've even tried underclocking
but have you tried
aroundtheclocking?

[borg voice] OUR PRIVACY POLICY HAS CHANGED

WE ARE THE BORG.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT.
RESISTANCE IS UNDERSTANDABLE AND WILL BE RESPECTED.

"if you're into it" but it's about a borg asking someone if they'd like to be assimilated

youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ

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So I'm probably going to have to leave my current job soon for mental health reasons and because I'm hopefully moving sooner rather than later, but I have basically no savings because lol state wages. I've got to make student loan payments (~$175 monthly) and also would like to eat, so any help would be very appreciated. Boosts also appreciated.
paypal.me/gravezwave

all those years calling myself a lesbian "ironically"

"coming out day"
2008: haha gang i'm coming out as straight lmao
2018: if you strike me down i will become more gay than you can possibly imagine

using callbacks? promises? async/await? a preprocessor? a transpiler? if you answered YES to any of these questions, js stacktraces will be functionally useless to you

man i wish js had stacktraces worth a damn

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with Kanye West that they didn't stop to think Shouldye West

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the mere existence of billionaires is immoral

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*sits down across from you*
The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.

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