Good morning. I'm Bryce Youngquist. The Big Day of Visibility has ended. The bisexuals are once again imperceptible to all non-bi eyes. Remain vigilant. Assume you are being monitored by a bisexual at all times. Leave offerings of macaroni and cheese to them in the hopes of avoiding their terrible wrath. Thank you. I have been Bryce Youngquist.
begpost help w/ October expenses
I have a lot of bills coming up and I can pay the bulk of them. This means I need help paying for my phone bill, bursar bill and credit card bill(I had to buy books unfortunately)
Phone bill- $110
Bursar bill- $120
Credit card- $30
All of these are due by the first and I don’t have a way to pay them. I usually would ask a parental figure but I’m estranged.
@esvrld boosting because i've been there
@TruculentSheep oh oh oh may i ask you tell the story 🐙
octopi can go on hunger strike in captivity but scientists will need to do their phrenology pageant before extra-humanoid personhood even enters their minds
New research finds that crows "know what they know" and can ponder their own minds, demonstrating a higher level of intelligence than previously thought. I welcome our corvid overlords.
@dankwraith demsockratic socialismers of amrika
@Algot hitting your thumb on the nail
demoware given life and also anxiety
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