@eqe @caymanwent based on the quotations around “corvid” i’d say it’s plausible

Good morning. I'm Bryce Youngquist. The Big Day of Visibility has ended. The bisexuals are once again imperceptible to all non-bi eyes. Remain vigilant. Assume you are being monitored by a bisexual at all times. Leave offerings of macaroni and cheese to them in the hopes of avoiding their terrible wrath. Thank you. I have been Bryce Youngquist.

begpost help w/ October expenses 

Hello everyone,
I have a lot of bills coming up and I can pay the bulk of them. This means I need help paying for my phone bill, bursar bill and credit card bill(I had to buy books unfortunately)
Phone bill- $110
Bursar bill- $120
Credit card- $30
All of these are due by the first and I don’t have a way to pay them. I usually would ask a parental figure but I’m estranged.

Paypal: paypal.me/JourneiG
Venmo: journei-g
Cashapp: $journeigr

my dick is curved up backwards, and when i cum, it shoots right up my own ass

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here's a work of art i spent a month working on

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clap for THAT you stupid bastards

this crow was trying to look cool collecting nest material but really they were just waiting for me to make an offering

octopi can go on hunger strike in captivity but scientists will need to do their phrenology pageant before extra-humanoid personhood even enters their minds

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octopi: apply survival mechanisms directly to the brain

New research finds that crows "know what they know" and can ponder their own minds, demonstrating a higher level of intelligence than previously thought. I welcome our corvid overlords.



We're short on the rent this month and about to get our phones turned off. If you've thought about picking up one of my maille items, now would be a really good time for it.

socialism is when you get free stuff and the more free stuff you get the more socialismer it is

1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

i miss the days when programs didn't have both a taskbar *and* a tray icon. the halcyon days when closing a program window actually closed the program, rather than simply function as a slightly more convoluted "minimise" button

the subclasses shall inherit the `class Earth {}`

voting this year for a half-used tube of toothpaste

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