walt whitman: we contain multitudes
ten crows in a trenchcoat, standing nearby: no we don’t
y’ever been so startled by something that you decomposed into your constituent birds? right? happens to everyone! (*birds in trenchcoat flapping nervously*)
@garbados what is consciousness but a murmuration of neurons, twisting themselves into fantastic clouds of thought as they sail through time.
@garbados if he really contained multitudes he'd be called Walt Whitmen
ezra pound: make it new
crows: uh, beg to differ, anti-flock human
ezra pound: *launches into anti-semitic tirade that has something to do with ibises*
crows: *fly away*
@garbados if he contains multitudes, he should call himself the Whitman Sampler
@garbados meanwhile a river moves and blackbirds are flying somewhere cause that's how rivers work
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