i've done it. i've conquered the laws of networked computing. i have achieved database superposition, where reads fail because it doesn't exist and writes fail because it does. magnificent.

is this what it's like to worship cthulhu? program computers, i mean

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i'm sure that this bug will disappear in the morning because it is a COWARD

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"yes, let me teach you programming" she said, and her pupils began to swirl

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