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i've done it. i've conquered the laws of networked computing. i have achieved database superposition, where reads fail because it doesn't exist and writes fail because it does. magnificent.

is this what it's like to worship cthulhu? program computers, i mean

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i'm sure that this bug will disappear in the morning because it is a COWARD

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"yes, let me teach you programming" she said, and her pupils began to swirl

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@garbados I wish my db bug would disappear, at least give me an error message

@garbados hahaha my wild ass guess was probably right.
Had python searching pdf for text, write some stuff to db.
Everything looked like it should work.
Guess: taking so long between writes, connection timing out. Solution: select top1 from <table> for each file read

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There is no Tao
that can be known.

The Tao is found in emptiness.
In emptiness there is no Tao.

@garbados Hardly, I can barely get some of my computers to sleep at app, much less sleep reliably for aeons.
I'd sign up for that big sleepy boy's FLOSS OS anyday if it improved my laptop's battery life.

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