algae terraformed the shit out of this planet and nearly wiped themselves out across multiple eons and they weren’t even centrists
@garbados lichen though, there's the agricultural revolution
@garbados you mean when we sent them there?
@hope i mean when they were blasted into space by the force of asteroid impacts, where they simply freeze-dry themselves for eternity
@zardoz @hope it does appear solar radiation fucks them up https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14690-water-bears-are-first-animal-to-survive-space-vacuum/
@garbados algea are so terrifying that fungi had to force a symbiosis as a truce
@garbados good joke is good. nice joke
@garbados Algae! The First Biden
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