humans like to think they’re superior for accomplishments like “fire” and “explosions” and “causing a mass extinction” but in our hearts we know the horseshoe crab is the real mvp
algae terraformed the shit out of this planet and nearly wiped themselves out across multiple eons and they weren’t even centrists
don’t even get me started on tardigrades, the original astronauts
@garbados you mean when we sent them there?
@hope i mean when they were blasted into space by the force of asteroid impacts, where they simply freeze-dry themselves for eternity
@garbados algea are so terrifying that fungi had to force a symbiosis as a truce
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