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man squeezed from tube declares "i come with a different perspective"

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we have to think about cyber

are you thinking about cyber?

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oh it's tom steyer. he's still committed to the bit i guess

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tom stares directly into the camera. other people look at blitzer. tom follows the active camera even as it changes

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warren shrinks away from steyer. she doesn't want her name in his mouth.

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sanders sounding presidential as heck, does that make me a centrist

"both of those wars were based on lies!" damn

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biden loves saying "i was there too"

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blitzer: small warcrimes or big warcrimes?
biden: small warcrimes. warcrimes in a jokerman font

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warren > no troops in the middle east!
biden > counterpoint: special troops

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biden is a flopping fish, mumbling the words of the old gods

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when sanders says "wolf" it sounds like "woof" and all i'm saying is i hope to hear some edits

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tom steyer is scared to death of climate change and his best idea was to become president

billionaires, everybody

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pete the turnpike cop here to tell you socialism is above the speed limit

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warren and sanders seem to bury the hatchet regarding the "can a woman win?" matter, thank joddess

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oh no bernie. the moderators are falling down.

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"i agree. women can win" - biden 2020

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biden is visibly winded. it feels wretched and ridiculous to watch him struggle.

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ok. biden got his face stapled during the break. he's awake now.

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"this debate isn't real" - klobuchar 2020

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klobuchar here to tell you about the true nature of reality and why it means you can't see a doctor

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THE SANDWICH GENERATION

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amy klobuchar speaks the true name of millennials, demonstrating with eldritch whispers her total dominion:

The Sandwich Generation

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dnc working SO HARD to shit on sanders. literally just asked him "why wouldn't your plans bankrupt the country"

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pete sounds like a verizon ad

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pete accidentally reveals he was squeezed from a tube by speaking about wage-earners as a separate people unlike "us"

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let's hear from a voter: "des moines is an insurance town. what happens to all the grifters when the grift dries up?"

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there are two steyer people in the audience. only two

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"there are a whole lot of drugs" - e.warren 2020

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there it is. use the market, elizabeth. use the market! "you don't even need price controls" she says, immediately after indicating she would use executive authority to lower prices

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pete here with a special offer from your friends at The Government Dot Social: now for a limited time you can get childcare for as low as 7% of your income, or as low as 0% if you prostrate yourself before us and beseech the green god

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@garbados YES

thats EXACTLY IT

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@garbados “They can still get healthcare because we destroyed the insurance industry.”

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@garbados should be more

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@garbados i assume that's all they could find

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@garbados lolllll wage earners????

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@June someone explained to him the anxiety of earning a shiftly, hourly wage, and he hasn't really internalized it yet

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@June wo-orkers? woarkers? werkors. ah, robots!

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@garbados She is...something else

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@garbados
absolutely lost my shit at this part

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@garbados omg! turnpike cop is so spot on

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