the real reason the tesla window broke 

that guy hit it with a metal ball

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@twitter shocking revelation

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@garbados [backstage] "hold my beer, i'm going out there..."

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@twitter i do actually wonder if they tested with a handgun but, material science being what it is, a metal ball was not considered in QA.

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@garbados "Your definition of 'bulletproof' may vary from that of Elon Musk, the Tesla corporation, it's subsidiaries, and it's officers and shareholders."

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@twitter tbh showing off bulletproof windows on your luxury shitwagon seems pretty “remain safe and in style as the unwashed masses cry for your blood”

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@garbados i was just thinking "who the hell have you pissed off that you need an armored electric truck"

"well, the unwashed masses won't be able to afford our metal ball, so you will still be safe"

re: the real reason the tesla window broke 

@twitter @garbados fyi, small bits of smashed up ceramic from, say, a spark plug will do the job far easier.

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