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the parallel universe in which “internet of things” referred to the broad availability of cheap, generic, user-friendly sensors divorced from specific use-cases. ex: instead of a “smart mug” whose function is deeply compromised by the presence of built-in sensors that feed data to the vendor before granting it to you, you pick up a waterproof heat sensor and pop it into a reusable teabag 🤷‍♀️🤖

a wearable pedometer which is just a sensor, a strap, an eight digit display, and a reset button

@darius i hadn’t heard of makey makey! that looks pretty neat 😮

@garbados @darius they are! My brother used one in NUMB to enable the actors to trigger sound effects by touching different objects on stage during the play.

goatintheroadproductions.org/w

I helped him with the software, which was trivially easy thanks to the MakeyMakey

github.com/darthmall/Dinglake

@garbados for a long time i have worked in the vicinity of this, for companies that sell and enable an ecosystem of sensors and various little computers. it's never been that user friendly, but we're working on the problem.

unfortunately, as best i can tell, a lot of the practical effect of this work (art projects aside) is to enable the next iteration of people who will continue engineering the user-hostile panopticon future.

@garbados which i suppose is to say that while electronics are not the enemy per se they (like, say, free software operating systems and httpds written with the best of intentions) are damnably easy to turn to the ends of the enemy.

@garbados i've spent a lot of energy on things that help train up the next generation of hackers, devs, engineers, etc.

it has in recent years dawned on me that this is not exactly an unalloyed good.

in conditions of generalized pathology (economic, social, etc.), technical people will mostly do pathological things. it's just not enough to give people tools for creating if there's no pathway in life for most of them where their creative activities can be healthy and actually pro-social.

@brennen @garbados Probably we can change the circumstances people live in to give them such a pathway.

@brennen @garbados I still think having at least an awareness of these concepts is beneficial for most people. And right now I'm creating a tool to more clearly illustrate the concept of programming.

But certainly it's not enough!

@brennen @garbados got any recommendations if we wanted to play in "the internet of things that do what I want"?

@garbados

<imagines brewing just the heat sensor> An Iotea.

Also, isn't this just a machine-readable thermometer stuck in the cup, which talks to something, which tells you what a human-readable thermometer stuck in a cup does without the middle-person/thing?

@garbados An IoT mug would be useful for automagically quipping !coffee when it detects hot liquid

@garbados

Heck, one could even calibrate the human-readable thermometer:

* Cold
* Meh warm
* Warm
* Nice n' hot
* Piping hot!
* Fucking hot don't touch this sucker!

@tricoteur yeah but what if i want to tweet "my coffee is getting cold" but i don't care enough to do it myself? that's truly what the IoT mug is for

@garbados Geebus. I think you are right.

"I have outsourced my life to several random scripts mostly managed by Amazon, Google, and Apple. I just discovered a task on my reminder list to make sure my body is eliminated after the assassination."

@tricoteur i am losing my shit at that reminder list bit o h m y g o d

@tricoteur @garbados Or a human readable meat thermometer:

* Blue rare
* Rare
* Medium Rare
* Medium
* Medium Ruined
* Ruined
* Extra Crispy

@garbados "Waterproof heat sensor?" We used to just call those thermometers.

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