@sydneyfalk friend darius wrote one in nodejs that i've been meaning to fork and tweak, though i've only gone over the API a little. honestly i was thinking of writing connect middleware / hapi plugins that just mirrors the mastodon API so you can drop AP compatibility into other projects
@garbados
there's a few seeds of projects along those lines
you never know what the watering of human analysis and coding can sometimes grow into a beautiful, even useful mature plant