Protip: no organisation that actually values your privacy will have a popup that says “we value your privacy” on their web site.

#SurveillanceCapitalism

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we value your privacy
which is why we monetize it

@garbados @aral we will keep your private things safe, just leave them here, where we will watch them, all of us, and all our friends, for your safety!

@garbados @aral we value your privacy.
that's why you should give it to us. it's best if we take care of it.

@daniel_bohrer
Train a Bullshit to English translation bot. Make it available as a browser plugin. Don't collect anonymous user data, just watch consciousness rise
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