the alternate universe where jobs do not refer to employment but rather to clones of steve jobs. in fact, no one is employed. everything is done by steve jobs.
@garbados What's the plural of Steve Jobs?
@fdgonthier those tricksy jobses
@garbados if elected, I will create more Jobs
@theoutrider JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! *an army of black turtlenecks marches down the thoroughfare*
@garbados nobody who wants Jobs should be without one, and it is important for at least someone in families to have Jobs, etc
@garbados Steve Job, Steves Jobs
@theoutrider imagine a federal Steve Jobs guarantee
@garbados I hate my Jobs *gestures vaguely to Steve asleep in the corner in his underwear*
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