i am a tech company
@garbados oooh, what's yer tech company sona?
@gdkar that's a strangely disconcerting question
@garbados businessona. 🤔
@shoutcacophony @gdkar @garbados Do we have conventions dressed like skyscrapers and office parks? How does this work?!
@c25l @shoutcacophony @gdkar a bunch of furries get together in suits and ties and exchange business cards for fake businesses while mumbling about metrics and mergers
@shoutcacophony @c25l @gdkar see also: the warlock convention where chronomancers trade futures
@garbados @shoutcacophony @gdkar An entirely fictional "networking" event. Everyone is pretending to be something they aren't... it's like a high school reunion?
@garbados @c25l @shoutcacophony @gdkar can't help but be reminded of this kids in the hall sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j1nHdURKgE
@garbados @c25l @gdkar everybody knows about futures trading, but nobody wants to talk about it. occasionally, fights break out