@garbados wordtech

@garbados omg im realizing im an audio

@garbados audiotech company

worddd

@garbados this is my tech

@garbados garbatech

@garbados
we have computers: tech
we have a database: blockchain

@lichen ffffff

@lichen see we could have just used postgres but instead we opted to make the entire database publicly readable and every write is unimaginably slow and expensive. but, anyone (with six GPUs) can write to it! isn't that amazing???

@garbados ICO when?! 😂

@lichen gonna auction my pog collection and call it an ICO

@lichen gonna auction a bunch of rocks i just found and call it an ICO. each rock is unique and unforgeable. you can't censor these rocks. exchange them freely. these rocks won't tread on you. buy now.

@garbados @lichen

https://youtu.be/IW19xASnqw8

@phantasmal_yearnest creepily, exactly @garbados

@garbados

* technologer

@garbados how many techs could a web-tech tech if a web-tech could tech web?

@subunitA surprisingly few, i am sure

@garbados

how much tech could a tech mech tech if tech mechs could tech tech?

@lottie @garbados I'm sorry! it's just joke! ;n;

@gdkar that's a strangely disconcerting question

@garbados businessona. 🤔

@gdkar @garbados i believe the term is corpsona

@eq @gdkar @garbados Not to be confused with corpsesona.

@gdkar @garbados businesskin. ok, this is unspeakably horrible. sorry, sorry, trying to delete it, sorry

@shoutcacophony @gdkar BIZKIN

@garbados @gdkar LIMP BIZKIN

@shoutcacophony @gdkar @garbados Do we have conventions dressed like skyscrapers and office parks? How does this work?!

@c25l @shoutcacophony @gdkar a bunch of furries get together in suits and ties and exchange business cards for fake businesses while mumbling about metrics and mergers

@garbados @c25l @gdkar everybody knows about futures trading, but nobody wants to talk about it. occasionally, fights break out

@shoutcacophony @c25l @gdkar see also: the warlock convention where chronomancers trade futures

@garbados @shoutcacophony @gdkar An entirely fictional "networking" event. Everyone is pretending to be something they aren't... it's like a high school reunion?

@garbados @c25l @shoutcacophony @gdkar can't help but be reminded of this kids in the hall sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j1nHdURKgE

@c25l @gdkar @garbados how dare you insult me. i'm a futuristic theme park, i'll have you know *shakes a ferris wheel at you*

@shoutcacophony @gdkar @garbados