*trying to find cookie recipes online*
'My grandfather was a man of few words. Every Tuesday night we'd visit his house and-'
*scroll scroll*
[12 huge photos of cookies]
*scroll scroll*
'Back then, there were fewer owls'
*scroll scroll*
[6 macro shots of cookies]
*scroll scroll*
'We returned to Birmingham the next day. Of course, this was before Granny's tits fell off-'
*scroll scroll*
*over halfway down the page now*
[5 more cookie pics]
*scroll*
'1. Fuck into a bowl
2. On tray put th
3. Hot'

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