Once upon a time, the hideous slime manoevered wistfully along the stream and mangled the moor. Nancy Reagan flew rapidly beside the White House and removed the moor. Arnold Schwarzenegger crawled lazily along the fence and into the stream. "Great antiquarian mortality contagion minutae!", they exclaimed.

The End.

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