My favourite earrings are missing so I’m gonna have to assume my wife has stolen them 😡

@ellavescent She hadn’t stolen the earrings just hung them on the jewellery board. Oops.

“Do these colours work?”
“You look amazing!”

To think I thought this woman would leave me when I came out as a woman

@ellavescent Hate when I can't find things because they are unexpectedly in the place where they should be 😖

@Spudman101 Nah I was keeping these in their presentation box because they were expensive!

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