Here's a summary about the Freenode stuff that I thought was helpful. I don't know where this is all going to settle out, but I've registered #riemann and #jepsen over on irc.libera.chat. Will stick around on Freenode for a bit just in case. https://gist.github.com/joepie91/df80d8d36cd9d1bde46ba018af497409
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