OMINOUS TEXT MESSAGES FROM MY MOTHER
@ehashman I'm not gonna suggest you ghost your mom, but it might be your best hope.
@bremner hahaha my poor mother
@ehashman We're holding an intervention for your computer addiction but we're going to need you to do tech support for it
@PetraOleum luckily these days I'm a decade or two beyond that problem
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