Eddie Schneider @eddieschneider@toot.cat

And with their newest 4+ set, #Lego teaches preschoolers the valuable lesson that not everyone grows up to be an astronaut 😂

I went to check on our cat, Noodles, but found this bunny instead 😮#cats

As part of the cat-feeding routine, I’ve taken to delivering ringside announcements as Noodles enters the kitchen to sniff at the air while I prepare his dish:

In this corner
Weighing four or five pounds
Hailing from the mean streets of New Jersey
The master of mischief, the mangler of moths
Nugget thief extraordinaire
It’s the meower of the hour
Noodles “The Cat” Schneider!!!

#cats

HELLO IT MIA

I WILL POSE FOR YOUR ARTISTIC PHOTO NOW

As Noodles awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic loaf.
#cats

Well, there it is, our galaxy’s everything bagel.

Noodles is regarding our claim that the 15-year-old’s at school right now with a level of dubiousness usually reserved for “people food isn’t for #cats” 🧐

Beaker looks none too thrilled that the triceratops incubator was successful #lego

Today I learned about this #littleguy! Gustav is the German analogue to Slimey on Sesame Street 🤯​

The choice is obvious, LA.

Final Fight mayor Mike Haggar is expert at both the BACK DROP and the PILE DRIVER, and he'll suplex that bloated cop budget #votehaggar #lamayor

It’s a common misconception that you have to be awake to go for a walk, as Mia here proves 🐶

#dogs

Sometimes a #caturday afternoon nap can be just as enjoyable when you’re sunbeam-adjacent as it is when you’re in the sunbeam 😴
#cats

No, human! It's five o'clock! Time to stop working and to pet Mia instead!
#dogs

MEOW MEOW LOAD LETTER
#cats

Everyone else: content warnings on here are great!

Me: “Tap here to self-sabotage? Don’t mind if I do!”

Here he is mid-January, insisting that the tree stay put, regardless of how dry and pokey the needles were becoming 😤

Mia and I are eager to see more #dogs on the timeline. Post pictures of your pups, please and thank you! :D

Once again, Noodles doesn’t want the holiday stuff to get put away . . . He’s napping on the Easter storage.

#cats #justalilguy

I can’t help but automatically think of these dudes every time I see a reference to stuff being federated 🤪

Actual footage of me yeeting myself from Twitter yesterday: #introduction