And with their newest 4+ set, #Lego teaches preschoolers the valuable lesson that not everyone grows up to be an astronaut 😂
As part of the cat-feeding routine, I’ve taken to delivering ringside announcements as Noodles enters the kitchen to sniff at the air while I prepare his dish:
In this corner
Weighing four or five pounds
Hailing from the mean streets of New Jersey
The master of mischief, the mangler of moths
Nugget thief extraordinaire
It’s the meower of the hour
Noodles “The Cat” Schneider!!!
As Noodles awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic loaf.
#cats
Noodles is regarding our claim that the 15-year-old’s at school right now with a level of dubiousness usually reserved for “people food isn’t for #cats” 🧐
The choice is obvious, LA.
Final Fight mayor Mike Haggar is expert at both the BACK DROP and the PILE DRIVER, and he'll suplex that bloated cop budget #votehaggar #lamayor
Here he is mid-January, insisting that the tree stay put, regardless of how dry and pokey the needles were becoming 😤
Mia and I are eager to see more #dogs on the timeline. Post pictures of your pups, please and thank you! :D
Once again, Noodles doesn’t want the holiday stuff to get put away . . . He’s napping on the Easter storage.
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