And with their newest 4+ set, #Lego teaches preschoolers the valuable lesson that not everyone grows up to be an astronaut 😂
As part of the cat-feeding routine, I’ve taken to delivering ringside announcements as Noodles enters the kitchen to sniff at the air while I prepare his dish:
In this corner
Weighing four or five pounds
Hailing from the mean streets of New Jersey
The master of mischief, the mangler of moths
Nugget thief extraordinaire
It’s the meower of the hour
Noodles “The Cat” Schneider!!!
As Noodles awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic loaf.
Noodles is regarding our claim that the 15-year-old’s at school right now with a level of dubiousness usually reserved for “people food isn’t for #cats” 🧐
#OtD 28 Apr 2011 glorious leader of the proletariat, Labour shadow chancellor @EdBalls@twitter.com made his first tweet: simply his own name "Ed Balls". Today, Ed Balls Day, we remember.
Here he is mid-January, insisting that the tree stay put, regardless of how dry and pokey the needles were becoming 😤
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