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is this error really a good idea for a pgp key..

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aceCourtBot@botsin.space is now live for everyone!

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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Obviously, the main shortcoming of the Scratch development ecosystem is the lack of a robust cryptography library.

Until now!

Here's x25519 ECDH key exchange, blake2s hashing, and ChaCha20-Poly1305 AEAD - in Scratch
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yeah, the output for parallel downloads is just broken apparently

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Please don't spam this channel with newbie questions about "help im drowning" and "gblrblgrlb" before reading the quickstart documentation, thanks

our ISP gave us one of those TV box things as a supposed "gift"

the remote control uses your voice
you are prompted to agree with a ToS about the voice control
the ToS url does not exist
the remote control apparently uses bluetooth and has it's own memory

what the fuck do I expect from this

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i should stop just boosting toots and post the stuff i do uhmmm

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at the very least i used my brazilian government email address i had for flirting reasons (i sent someone cute yuri art from it)
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the spam mails im still the most angry about is the few i got from two different actually hijacked latin american government emails, like you could've done such a great high payout targeted campaign built around those addresses, but no its just a generic "find invoice attached invoice_383728_pdf.exe" scam
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