@kyle@librem.one This is pretty much exactly what @feonixrift has been on about here:
https://hackers.town/@feonixrift/106939683907651514
I'm more in the "open in an isolated browser session or Tor browser" stage, though that's because non of my principle daily drivers do VMs all that well presently.
But yeah: The Web Is Overtly Hostile. It's a mistake.
Sites should function at a minimum level of complexity (no JS, no images, no markup past a very minimal HTML tagset), or GTFO.
Of course, enforcing that is a fool's errand, though a hyperbolic discounting / downrating through search engines might help.
The migration to social web is probably negating even that power as we speak.