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On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat — and that's totally okay.

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@devopscats I mean, if you go to the trouble of having a cat, aren't you kind of expecting random and sometimes messy interruptions as part of the CaaS (Cat as a Service)?

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@woozle brings back memories of having a landline rotary dialer and the cat getting bored if we were on the phone too long and jumping up and slamming it's paw down on the switch hook/arms to hangup the call...

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@devopscats I know you meant "dialer" but I am still amused by the idea of a "landline rotary diaper".

@woozle and the fecal matter hit the oscillator... I've got to the point of thinking about turning of autocorrect...

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@woozle crikey it's getting bad

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@devopscats I never use autocorrupt; it works best for me to let it suggest stuff, which occasionally includes what I actually want :D

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@woozle I've just turned it off

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@devopscats [all members of the autocorrupt 12-step recovery group stand up and applaud]