how nice to see a garden looking out the window
rather than dirty diners and city streets

Scully tries to save Mulder from secret military bases. Mulder urgently seeks monster pinups.

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

have another pic of those beautiful pines! 🌲🌲🌲

impromptu photo shoot bc the scenery was beautiful and the light was perfect yesterday

how come the sun makes your eyes so pretty only when its directly shining into them lmao

please, allow me. *opens and closes door extremely quickly and violently like 100 times* after you

I opted out of gender but i still see the ads all the damn time

so I tried a new fruit over the weekend: mangosteen. it's a tropical fruit from southeast asia and it is delicious!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangoste

you ever have a reference stick in your head to something literally nobody else has even a chance of having heard about and its not really funny without the context so you just burst out laughing at the phrase "it's code red mountain dew" and die alone

sittin by the creek with some mushrooms is a nice way to spend my half hour break from capitalism... i mean.. work.

look at these flowers a friend of mine gave me!! 🐢🐢 amazing! fantastic! wonderful!

tippums loves when i lay my arm along her belly to scratch her chest and underneath her chin. she always wraps her arms around me like a hug πŸ’ž

im just a bigger cat to her and i love her so much!! πŸ˜»πŸ’—πŸ˜»

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Toot.Cat

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