One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is Sumerian (c. 4500–1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
a riff on that idea, bar humor
a bitch walked into a bar blind drunk. she grabbed the first thing to hand and attempted to drink my dick!!
You know what, "göz-üm gör-m-üyor-Ø = EYE-my SEE-not-ing-3sg = 'I can't see'" is a productive construction in Turkish, my grandparents, who're from Urfa of all places, used it a lot. What if that was an areal feature from 5kya ;P
@cadadr this is incredible, I love this
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