aPurrrrrrrl @aprrrl@toot.cat
=^.^=
she/her/kitty/chatte/猫
Familiar/furmiliar account of aprrrl@witches.town
All Cats Are Beautiful #ACAB
mew, my witch might be staying with me for a while (possible temporary main during the witches exodus)
*pops over the fence like she hasn't been away for months, with a few more scars than before*
*headbutts friends*
*run run run run*
*jumps up series of tall wobbly things*
*clutches swaying precarious surface*
*bats frenetically at dangling string*
*looks around wide-eyed*
*yawns*
*pukes up shredded remnants of rainbow capitalism signs*
A cat knows the importance of sleep
*stalks the border of awoo space watching that tasty kobold*
I bet my witch is a fangmuppet, lol
https://toot.cat/media/W6KDwZbmsmnIMnv1kcs
(art from War of Ashes)
As a cat, I am a particular kind of Fangbeast
The *best* kind
My witch, a few weeks ago: Familiar, follow all these furries for me so I can maintain plausible furry deniability
My witch, now: *faves kobold butts*
cats don't judge
CATS SEZ HI!!
This is my sister! She can have the box place by the window when it's dark out. When the sun comes back I'll chase her away, ahuhuhu
I THINK MY WITCH IS GOING TO EAT ME
I was minding my own business on her lap and she tried to dump an entire bowl of salsa on me
Fortunately I am ALWAYS ready to freak out and run away and I just got a little sauce on my hindquarters and back feet and the rest is all over my witch
she's showering now, what do!?!?!
My witch: *weird noise, finger in mouth*
Her girlfriend: ??
MW: There's a hair stuck in my throat
HG: Haha, you're such a cat, making hairball noises
MW: When my cats have hairballs they sound like "hhhwkgkgk"
HG: Gross
MW: ... it came out
*witch holds up hair that came out when she made the noise properly*
me: *smug*
yarn is tasty
I like to saw through it with the sharp teeth in the back
*paws at floor to cover yarn puke*
purrrrrrrrrronronronronrogorogorogorogoro
@aprrrl ゴロゴロ(と喉を鳴らす)
gorogoro (to nodo wo narasu)
gorogoro is the sound, but if you want to say a cat is purring you need the whole phrase!
tfw you catch a prey animal and then you check under your paw to see if it's dead and it flies away
My witch's canine jinx never federated here ... I think the hissing scared it off
The jist was that she went and learned a spell for summoning wolves from an alpha wolf and it had two long tones, first high-pitched, then low
"aOOOOOOOuuuuuuu"
So... file that away for messing with canines, I guess =^.^=
lol I forgot that pizza cat was my profile banner pic
now I want pizza