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Schwartz of Schwartzville @Schwartzville@toot.cat

Been hiding from the painters in the basement all day (aka hunting mice)

Typist had her hands full with a grouchy and sick old dog today. Lucky for her I'm perfect. toot.cat/media/FFfFM6CRSlH1kHh

19 came in to see why staff was still in bed. I have instructed him in the proper preparation of my breakfast.