Meow *headbuffs* =^_^=
Extreme Cat Slep
Me: *lies down*Cat: *climbs atop me and forms a geometrically perfect rectangular sphinx*Me: yeah, you would do thatCat: meow
*loafs with uncanny alacrity*
Grading for 14 hours has me sad send cats
So when I gave my sample persauasive speech “Why Dogs Make Better Pets”, to my class a couple of weeks ago, I barely got a chuckle at these two slides, and I’m so disappointed.
*sleeps**sleeps**sleeps**sneezes**is suddenly atop the christmas tree**sleeps*
@tan om nom
*hops onto the table*hi =^_^=
*sees a goose outside**hides*
Stages in my friends dad meeting her cat Show more
1. Sees it's a black cat2. Reads verses of the Quran3. The cat meows4. He meows back5. They love each other
*hides behind a curtain, paws clearly visibl*
me: *starts planet zoo*
mason: aren’t I enough?!
*stares at a speck of dust**suddenly Gets It**teleports to the nom bowls, nibbles, then teleports outside for a nice neighborhood stroll*
*sneaks into your recording studio and meows into the podcast*
a new visitor!*runs upstairs and mysteriously disappears*
*stares very intently at a particular mote of dust, then meows at it to make it behave*
*enters into floof state, and levitates across the floor in a stately fashion*
*barges into the room**forgets what I was gonna do that was so urgent**sees a nap spot and goes for it*
*gently takes up 73% of the bed*
selfie, cat Show more
Just eating my breakfast like a normal guy
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