Oh hey, a lap! Let me see if it's safe.

Don't worry, I will test it for you.

I will let you know if it is safe.

This may take some time.

Okay, got two paws on now... so far no explosions or yelling...

UPDATE: I AM SITTING ON THE LAP! But I think it needs more testing. Let me see if nuzzling the hands makes the skritchings work.

I will get back to you.

This lap seems to have all the appropriate accommodations and is also warm. 10/10 would interrupt again.

I will let you know when I am done with the skritchings.

I am still using them now, though.

I'll be done in awhile.

Don't wait up.

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Ladlemen, genties, and denizens of all other points in genderspace, @Pip has left the lap.

But we took this photo to prove that he once was here! We shall look fondly upon this photo as a sweet memory of those all-too-brief times we spent together and...

...oh wait, he's back now.

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