The lack of an Adventure Zone this week has left me feeling a little untethered from time.

I don't particularly want one of those unicorn drinks --but every time someone points out how many calories they have, I get a step closer to buying one out of spite.

I was bitten by an ant. Very rude. Didn't even have the courtesy to give me super powers for my troubles.

The only productive thing I did today was touch up the purple in my hair.

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Just drinking wine and posting cats. Don't mind me.

If you open a can of dulce de leche and only use part of it for a recipe, you are legally obligated to the eat the rest of it with a spoon, right? Right.

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