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girl: trying blue lipstick today
thirty year old cis white male .social user: Oh, um... That's certainly interesting! I definitely prefer red lipstick, though. When a woman is aroused, her lips flush red, so red lipstick is a great aide in making you appear fertile.

Sports. Music. Culture. Humor. STEM.

Long ago, the five nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the STEM reply guys attacked.

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πŸ‘Ž getting a powerful gpu for VR gaming
πŸ‘ getting a powerful gpu to run Shadertoy smoothly

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6606 lines... I need to shrink this down to well less... *sigh*

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Toot.Cat

A Mastodon instance for cats, the people who love them, and kindness in general. We strive to be a radically inclusive safe space. By creating an account, you agree to follow our CoC below.

Instance Administration

  • Woozle: Supreme Uberwensch, general support, web hostess
  • Charlotte: tech support, apprentice in warp-drive arcana (aka Mastomaintenance)
  • ash: backend stuff, gay crimes

The Project: