girl: trying blue lipstick today
thirty year old cis white male .social user: Oh, um... That's certainly interesting! I definitely prefer red lipstick, though. When a woman is aroused, her lips flush red, so red lipstick is a great aide in making you appear fertile.

@lynnesbian oh um, that's certainly interesting! i definitely prefer eybrowns tho

when a woman is aroused, her eybrowns sweat, so having eybrowns is a great aide in making you appear fertile

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