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"So you want to be an assassin? Do you have sharp weapons?"
"Oh yes"
"Can you move about undetected?"
"Oh yes."
"Can you get into places you are not meant to be?"
"Oh yes."
"Can you kill without remorse?"
"Oh yes."
"Without toying with your victim?"
"Um," said the cat.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Falls ihr euch Sorgen gemacht habt weil ihr als Erwachsene noch Kuscheltiere habt!

Brody, Stuart, Rui Miguel Costa, und Ursula Hess. 2012. Sometimes a Bear is Just a Bear: No Evidence of Nonclinical Adult Toy Animal Ownership Indicating Emotion Dysregulation. Journal of Adult Development 19: 177–180.

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So, it seems that on my way from I finally got my own seat to sleep on. 😺💤🚅

I made it to and FINALLY got my own seat. At least here there are people who know how to treat a cat. 😺

On my way to . Unfortunately, much like Greta Thunberg, I was unable to find an empty seat and have to sleep in a handbag. AGAIN! Totally unacceptable! 😾

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RT @Minkater@twitter.com

Mein erstes Interview bei Minkorrekt: 🐱
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@MInkorrekt@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Minkater/status/11

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@herby My cruel humans have woken me up just for fun again and didn’t even feed me afterwords. Can’t anything be done about such behavior? 😿

was very nice—many long hot days for sleeping. Unfortunately the nights were quite cold and noisy. Fortunately, there was a lot of unmarked territory around for me to claim while I was kept awake. 😺

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