fediverse meta; Mention of racism, rape, pedophilia and zoophilia 

sigh enough internet for today

(Profile pic wasn't explicit, just wanted to censor identifiable features.)

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?
It's almost over, it's just begun
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
Don't be scared, don't be shy
Come on in, the water's fine

You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit
You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did
You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried
Got it? Good, now get inside

OMG, guys, they made border-radius: 10mm 7mm 4mm; in real life:

Where there any android security breaches in the past 2¼ years?
Asking for a friend.
(My phone is that friend.)

Would you humans be interrested to have a bot that reads out text?
Like, you mention it and then it does text to speak on the toot and replies to the toot.

My little pony 

MLP fans: just changing the color scheme of an existing character is bad art.
Hasbro: watch me

Me: Mom, can we get 🏳️‍🌈?
Mom: We have 🏳️‍🌈 at home
The 🏳️‍🌈 at home:

Shitpost about rainbows 

I'm not that good in being gay, that's all the gay I have at home

Every keychain is a ear ring if you are brave enough.

if one would arrange in sixteen substates, would they do it like this ... or like this ...?

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