Gregor🦄 @Gregor@toot.cat

😀This is my vanilla/SFW-ish account. Would be weird to shove my kinky stuff in your face, when a normal fediverse citizen visits my profile. Felt a bit creepy.

My other account is @Gregor, (contains urine, excrement💩, male nudity🔞 and childish behavior🍼)

Was wissen die über mich? ... und was weis ich selbst über mich?
(Zensur weil Werbung)

There is more #porn online than you can ever watch in your life time, you have to develop a #kink to have a chance.

Barbeitshausen.

Domesticating animals is all about abusing AI bugs. #outside

#abolishimIce, but it's about having climate change to mely the ice in glaciers, Arctica and Antarctica.

"80% of (car) drivers think that theire driving skills are are above average."
Lololol, classical example of Dunning-Kruger, people are just super bad at this stuff.

"20% of all drivers are responsible for half of all the accidents."
Yeah, sounds super reasonable.

IPA = Isopropyl Pale Ale

#alcohol #beer

I don't want to spend money for #blahaj, I already had this one at home and he is very nice to have next to me in bed.
#plushie #stuffedanimal #stuffie #ikeashark #reuse #dolphin #memeshark

Uhm actually, Narutos lastname is Shippuden.